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   <title>La Daily Musto</title>
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   <updated>2009-07-10T18:29:52Z</updated>
   
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   <title>Liza Explains Stonewall For You</title>
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   <published>2009-07-10 15:30:41</published>
   <updated>2009-07-10T18:29:52Z</updated>
   
   <summary> I'm a little late on this one, so I'll just classify it as a "YouTube Treasure" from two whole weeks ago. It's a priceless appearance by legendary Liza Minnelli at the Gay Pride festivities in Paris, where the Oscar...</summary>
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      <name>Michael Musto</name>
      
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      &lt;p&gt;

I'm a little late on this one, so I'll just classify it as a "YouTube Treasure" from two whole weeks ago. It's a priceless appearance by legendary Liza Minnelli at the Gay Pride festivities in Paris...&lt;/p&gt;
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<entry>
   <title>Is Bruno Good For The Gays?</title>
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   <id>tag:blogs.villagevoice.com,2009:/dailymusto//133.219398</id>
   
   <published>2009-07-10 15:08:20</published>
   <updated>2009-07-10T19:43:30Z</updated>
   
   <summary> Well, sort of maybe not, but also kind of yes. I generally enjoyed the film and feel Sacha Baron Cohen comes from the same school as Mel Brooks, one where you deflate a stereotype by embracing it so hard...</summary>
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      <name>Michael Musto</name>
      
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      &lt;p&gt;

Well, sort of maybe not, but also kind of yes. I generally enjoyed the film and feel Sacha Baron Cohen comes from the same school as Mel Brooks, one where you deflate a stereotype by embracing it so...&lt;/p&gt;
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   <title>Some Common-Sense Questions For You</title>
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   <published>2009-07-10 13:00:29</published>
   <updated>2009-07-09T20:37:06Z</updated>
   
   <summary>If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?...</summary>
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      <name>Michael Musto</name>
      
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      &lt;p&gt;If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Can you cry under water? 

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated ins...&lt;/p&gt;
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   <title>Another Round of Fuck-Marry-Slap</title>
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   <published>2009-07-10 09:00:40</published>
   <updated>2009-07-09T20:38:08Z</updated>
   
   <summary> You know the rules. I name three celebrities, then you decide which one you'd love to fuck, which one you'd marry, and which one you'd slap (gently on the wrist, mind you). Here goes:...</summary>
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      &lt;p&gt;

You know the rules. I name three celebrities, then you decide which one you'd love to fuck, which one you'd marry, and which one you'd slap (gently on the wrist, mind you).

Here goes:...&lt;/p&gt;
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<entry>
   <title>Fire Island Has Become a Sci-Fi Movie</title>
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   <published>2009-07-09 15:30:00</published>
   <updated>2009-07-09T15:16:03Z</updated>
   
   <summary> I swear, Fire Island has become even scarier than usual, and it's all thanks to the frickin'--everybody now--recession. First of all, the old days of catered affairs in Pines beachfront houses, with waiters dabbing your mouth with cloth napkins...</summary>
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      <name>Michael Musto</name>
      
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      &lt;p&gt;

I swear, Fire Island has become even scarier than usual, and it's all thanks to the frickin'--everybody now--recession.

First of all, the old days of catered affairs in Pines beachfront houses, wit...&lt;/p&gt;
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   <title>Inside The Minds of Michael Jackson's Children</title>
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   <published>2009-07-09 13:00:13</published>
   <updated>2009-07-09T15:21:09Z</updated>
   
   <summary> You really have to feel for Michael Jackson's kids, who were tools of faux normalcy for a weird pop star who wasn't really their biological father and who covered them with sheets and blankets for their own good. They...</summary>
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      <name>Michael Musto</name>
      
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      &lt;p&gt;

You really have to feel for Michael Jackson's kids, who were tools of faux normalcy for a weird pop star who wasn't really their biological father and who covered them with sheets and blankets for t...&lt;/p&gt;
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<entry>
   <title>Joyce DeWitt Busted For DUI</title>
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   <published>2009-07-09 12:00:47</published>
   <updated>2009-07-09T15:19:08Z</updated>
   
   <summary>This might have somehow gotten lost in the cracks in the wake of all the Michael Jackson hoopla, but Three's Company costar Joyce DeWitt--a bubbly presence whom I've spent two New Year's Eves with and whose Mamma Rose in Gypsy...</summary>
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      <name>Michael Musto</name>
      
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      &lt;p&gt;This might have somehow gotten lost in the cracks in the wake of all the Michael Jackson hoopla, but Three's Company costar Joyce DeWitt--a bubbly presence whom I've spent two New Year's Eves with and...&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;a href="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/archives/2009/07/joyce_dewitt_bu.php"&gt;Continue reading "Joyce DeWitt Busted For DUI" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;
      
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<entry>
   <title>Which of These Two Would You Sleep With? Part Two</title>
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   <id>tag:blogs.villagevoice.com,2009:/dailymusto//133.218656</id>
   
   <published>2009-07-09 11:00:15</published>
   <updated>2009-07-08T21:22:34Z</updated>
   
   <summary>You know the rules: You must have sex with one of two people I am about to name. You can't say "Neither" and you can't pretend you didn't hear the choices. Agreed? OK, good. Wet your lips and prepare to...</summary>
   <author>
      <name>Michael Musto</name>
      
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      &lt;p&gt;You know the rules: You must have sex with one of two people I am about to name. You can't say "Neither" and you can't pretend you didn't hear the choices. Agreed? OK, good. Wet your lips and prepare ...&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;a href="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/archives/2009/07/which_of_these_1.php"&gt;Continue reading "Which of These Two Would You Sleep With? Part Two" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;
      
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<entry>
   <title>Get A Chia Obama!</title>
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   <published>2009-07-09 09:00:22</published>
   <updated>2009-07-08T21:20:10Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Our last President was pretty much a potted plant, and now, it turns out, our new one is too! I'm talking about the Obama Chia Pet, a leafy-haired figurehead-as-decoration that you can pour water onto in order to make the...</summary>
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      <name>Michael Musto</name>
      
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      &lt;p&gt;Our last President was pretty much a potted plant, and now, it turns out, our new one is too! I'm talking about the Obama Chia Pet, a leafy-haired figurehead-as-decoration that you can pour water onto...&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;a href="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/archives/2009/07/get_a_chia_obam.php"&gt;Continue reading "Get A Chia Obama!" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;
      
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<entry>
   <title>Dancing With The Stars' Gay Faux Pas!</title>
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   <published>2009-07-08 15:30:02</published>
   <updated>2009-07-08T14:47:28Z</updated>
   
   <summary>That very mess is richly described in this week's column [CLICK HERE], along with these other bitter pills to swallow: *A talk show host seems to confuse me with Larry Craig *Golden Girl Rue McClanahan reveals what Bea Arthur called...</summary>
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      <name>Michael Musto</name>
      
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      &lt;p&gt;That very mess is richly described in this week's column [CLICK HERE], along with these other bitter pills to swallow:

*A talk show host seems to confuse me with Larry Craig

*Golden Girl Rue McClana...&lt;/p&gt;
      &lt;a href="http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/archives/2009/07/dancing_with_th.php"&gt;Continue reading "Dancing With The Stars' Gay Faux Pas!" &gt;&lt;/a&gt;
      
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