Naked City

Touche Mystique Cock Ring [Sex Toys}

2008-08-28 13:02:18

No, it isn't a pacifier, it's a cock ring. Though I can bet that most cock owners wouldn't object to a viewer's need to use their cock as a pacifier because of this brightly colored toy. The nub actually has a vibrator inside of it for clitoral stimulation in hetero partner sex, but the vibe is only good for 40 minutes of play, after which it's replaceable.

--Audacia Ray

Adonis Pouch: Vibrating Latex Ball Sheath [Sex Toys]

2008-08-26 13:02:53

When I innocently typed "cock pouch" into Google I was thinking about sculpted jock straps - trust me, I'm a professional. The Adonis Pouch from eXtreme Restraints is more elaborate than a simple cock ring and probably not so simple to get in and out of, but it looks pretty excellent.

--Audacia Ray

JPF Gallery: Black and White Fetish Fun [Daily Voyeur]

2008-08-26 10:36:04

The portfolio site for JPF Gallery has a pretty impersonal feel to it, and it's slightly irritating to navigate (oh hai surprise full screen!), but the abundant pictures are well worth it.

--Audacia Ray

[Via Almost Transparent]

Have a Heart: Sharon Hudson's Paintings [Daily Voyeur]

2008-08-25 10:27:42

Sharon Hudson's work is more figurative than erotic, but every now and then one of her oil on paper paintings has a little hint of something naughty.

--Audacia Ray

Super Padded Ass Enhancing Brief [Fashion]

2008-08-22 11:38:40

If you're a dude, and you're self conscious about the flatness of your ass (or you're a beginning ice skater), the Go Softwear Super Padded Brief is just the thing. Probably best underneath pants made out of thick material so you don't give away the secret.

--Audacia Ray

Douglas Simon's Male Nude Mastery [Daily Voyeur]

2008-08-22 10:02:11

Honolulu based artist Douglas Simon has been painting the male nude for over thirty years, and not in a casual, unproductive way, either. His website has an incredible 2500 well-organized works of art on it.

--Audacia Ray

Jimmyjane's Pocket Pleasure Set [Sex Toys]

2008-08-21 10:42:33

In general, I feel that the Jimmyjane line of sex toys is overhyped and overpriced. However, if you're keen on owning a little piece of Jimmyjane swankiness, this new release - the Pocket Pleasure Set is probably the way to go. It's only $22. Granted, a lot of the included items are pretty useless (Love Decoder? Really?) but the packaging sure is pretty.

--Audacia Ray

Fluffytek: Sexier Than It Sounds [Daily Voyeur]

2008-08-21 10:20:48

The name Fluffytek is a little silly for an erotic photography website, but I've decided not to hold it against them. As black and white photography should be, there are a lot of lovely studies of light and skin.

--Audacia Ray

[Via Fleshbot]

The Dunlap Horror [Porn-o-rama]

2008-08-20 14:38:55

Porn-o-rama is written by Mikey Mongol. Brace yourself.

Ah, now I see how this works. I post a probably-dead amphibian being forcibly shoved into some poor crying woman's hoo-hah, and I get eight comments. Three perfectly normal hardcore porn pictures gets me bupkus.

OK, fine, let's do this.

So what with the horrible disgusting shit that anyone that spends anytime wallowing in the underbelly of this profession (and it's all underbelly, by the way) has to see, one tends to get desensitized to most of it. "Mikey," my friends always ask me, "how is it that you are so wise and strong and handsome?" But after that, the second most common question is "So considering everything that you've seen, does anything still squick you out?'

The answer, sadly, is yes. And here are three of them.

1) Granny porn. Yeah, OK, I know that old people are sexual, and that's fine. And I don't mind necessarily the fact, in abstract, that they might be filmed bumping ugly (and I do mean ugly). But that? Nobody needs to see that. Ever. 2) Fuck My Gut Butt. Look, anyone that knows me knows that I'm not a guy that only goes after the skinny-minnies. Most of the time I like a woman that has some curves, with some meat on her bones. I'll admit that the woman pictured on that boxcover is probably a little outside my target range -- once your dunlap starts developing a dunlap, I'm probably no longer interested. That being said, I got no beef with XXL BBWs and their adorers, and the idea of a woman of that size getting it on isn't inherently disgusting to me. However! The very idea of gut-butt fucking (the fucking of the belly-button crease of the extremely obese)... that just doesn't sit right with me. I know there are plenty of places that the penis wasn't meant to go that plenty of people, myself included, like to stick it, but somehow the "gut-butt" is a faux-orifice (a fauxrifice?) too far. 3) Ed Powers. Look at that guy. Ew ew ew ew ew. If bestiality is illegal, he should be too.

What about you folks? What porn makes you cringe and shrivel?

Internet Meme Scare Tactics: The Case of the Broken Penis

2008-08-20 13:29:01

I'm sure the penis-having readers of Naked City are cringing right now. Yes, it is indeed possible to break your cock - though humans don't have a penis bone like some other animals do.

However, there's a lot of misinformation in circulation about this fearsome consequence of good sex gone bad.

Snopes breaks down (sorry, couldn't help myself) the facts and the fiction about cock fractures.

--Audacia Ray